The Lucan Arms
Tel: 01784 453386
Staines Road
Laleham
The Lucan is a rambling 1920’s ‘Brewers
Tudor’ road house. When I last visited a group of young lads were
reciting bawdy jokes at the bar. Question: what do you call a woman with one leg
longer than the other?
Answer: Eileen. There were others, but I can’t repeat them here.