The Lucan Arms

The Lucan Arms

Tel: 01784 453386
 
Staines Road
Laleham
 
The Lucan is a rambling 1920’s ‘Brewers Tudor’ road house. When I last visited a group of young lads were reciting bawdy jokes at the bar. Question: what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Answer: Eileen. There were others, but I can’t repeat them here.